"Newt Gingrich Nipped by Penguin, Gets a Bandaid." Is This News?

           I don't think this is news. Newt Gingrich getting nipped by a penguin and getting a band-aid for it just isn't news/doesn't matter.
          First off, news is suppose to something that recently happened(found out recently) and is or inspiring, entertaining, informing, and possibly shocking. Newt Gingrich and a penguin will NEVER be inspiring(for the humans). I find it to be little entertaining. Also it isn't informing (of a "pressing matter") or relatively shocking. If I was a penguin I'd definitely nip Newt Gingrich.