I, The President of the United States, was very honored to serve as your leader. I see though that at the end of this month [december of 2012] the world will implode. I am very sorry. I'm also very sorry also for not listening to the mayan calendar.
For the time remaining you must be calm and act as if it's a normal December.
End of Messege...Second to Last Day...
I'm The President of the United States and I've announced that I have a solution for this problem. I will be mailing a lethal or suicide pill to each person in the U.S. It will kill you all, but it will be instant and painless. Please take them this night because tomorrow is the day! Thank you and enjoy your last day! ☺
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