Local inventor of New Car

            "EXTRA, EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! LOCAL INVENTOR CREATES NEW, POPULAR CAR!" the newspaper man was quite pleased with the town's new found respect; as was I. If you hadn't read the above then you don't know that our town of Wilmington, Delaware had a inventor who had a success in his new car project!
            The inventor, Calvin Black, made the new Hyundai 2323 design! He has now, after the success, moved out his house and moved to Palm Woods, California; leaving his daughter Rebecca behind in the excitement (she has no home) (ha ha).
            Recently since his masterpiece the town has gotten tons of attention from press/media, and tourists for our "sudden" historic locations. Also as a side note, some of our talented citizens, such as: Linda Moe, Derek Pinchot, Layne Whatsername, Bailey Reynolds, and a few more. Wee Doggie!!!!! :)

The Occupy Movement

            The Occupy Movement started on September 17, 2011. It began because so many people lost their jobs and they thought that all of this would help. First of all, they failed in trying to get themselves and others more jobs; second of all, they some how became anti-gay and anti-racism groups too. I personally think that this movement may have worked if they'd had a leader and a root problem in this economy and stuck with it.
           The occupy group's head quarters would be Wall Street I guess, but since then has spread across 95 cities, 82 countries, and 600 communities in the United States!!!

Internet, Right or Privilege?

            I think Internet is a basic human right. We all have the right to Internet because no one should be allowed to say yes to someone and no to another. Yes, I know that people abuse it but it still is a right not a privilege.

Mr. Feltison succeeds!!!

CANCER IN THE PAST!

By: John Perry

Dr. Maximus Feltison has succeeded in destroying cancer and cancerous cells. This projected started in the 1980's; ending 2023. Using gummy bears he solved the whole puzzle of cancer, he killed it by dipping the these gummy bears in wine and poured them into maple leaves for people to eat them. These gummy bears destroy the cancer by gluing them all together while the wine makes them travel out ;).

Dick.......................................... Cheney, a robot?

            Dick Cheney isn't a robot. Clearly he isn't a robot because I mean why would a robot run for president/vice? Or be in a wheel chair?  Hypothetically, if the government had created a robot to be president then why would they do it when the government could just get a human or none because they're the government and they pretty much own it anyways! I don't see what the point of creating stories like this when they are obviously fake and not true, it's rude and awful mean.

She's One Cool Cat!

            I'm one cool cat. So I climb out my owners window and I was finally free; no more lame cat food or cat brushes. My one dream was to go to New York, where the streets are busy and the people are rude. I was going to New York no matter what!

          4 years, 11 moths and 29 days later later...

            I've been traveling from Colorado for years and I finally made it, New York! I smell the polluted air, look at the smug actors, and the rushing taxis. My four legs were fragile and frail from the walk here but I'm sure I can make there; across the street. But my luck had run out, as I urge myself across the street to the Gershwin theater a man scoops me up and takes me home. Then he takes me to the veterinarian and finds I have owners, yay. The man takes me home to the Squires. Back to where I started, damn.